It kills me when I hear anti-gay propaganda talking about "avowed homosexuals." I can't help but picture some formal ceremony: "I solemnly swear to be the whole queer and nothing but the queer, so help me Gay." You just know there are some wingnuts out there who honestly believe that such things are going on. But I assure you that you can file it in the same waste bin as the myths of recruitment, pedophilia and a desire to harm traditional families.
