"Reposting Week" continues. This is pretty sexist, so if you forgot to bring your sense of humor, you might want to give it a miss! I personally think it lambasts, not lauds, a chauvanistic mentality.
I still have no idea where this selection came from or to whom to attribute credit.
A Cosmo Quiz for Men
1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as:
a) Lovemaking
b)
Screwing
c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town
2. You should make love to a
woman for the first time only afteryou've both shared:
a) Your views about what
you expect from a sexual relationship
b) Your blood-test results
c) Five tequila
slammers
3. You time your orgasm so that:
a) Your partner climaxes first
b) You
both climax simultaneously
c) You don't miss SportsCenter
4. Passionate,
spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
a) Healthy, creative love-play
b) Not
the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to
c) Not the sort of
thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about
5. Spending the whole night
cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
a) The best part of the
experience
b) The second best part of the experience
c) $100 extra
6. Your
girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in thelast month. You tell
her that it is:
a) No concern of yours
b) Not a problem - she can join your gym
c)
A conservative estimate
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
a) A
myth
b) An oxymoron
c) A moron
8. Foreplay is to sex as:
a) Appetiser is to
entree
b) Priming is to painting
c) A queue is to an amusement park ride
9. Which
of the following are you most likely to find yourselfsaying at the end of a
relationship?
a) "I hope we can still be friends."
b) "I'm not in
right now. Please leave a message after the tone...."
c) "Welcome to
Dumpsville. Population: You."
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you
masturbate:
a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope withthat
sort of intimacy
b) Is uptight and a waste of time
c) Shouldn't have sat next to
you on the bus in the first place
If you answered 'A' more than 7 times, check
your pants to makesure you really are a man. If you answered 'B' more than 7
times, check into therapy, you're still a little confused. If you answered 'C'
more than 7 times, call me up. Let's go drinking.
